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#13582
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I must be getting older because, as I was plugging my phone into the charger, I didn't IMMEDIATELY think about sex.
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#13583
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The point of no return sounds like a fun vacation spot.
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#13584
Cyberbilly
I'm not saying I hate you, but I'd unplug your life support to charge my phone.
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#13585
Saying that your company has been in business since the 1800's isn't a selling point. Slavery existed then too...
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#13586
I either read for 14 hours straight or don't read for 5 months. There is no in between.
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#13587
Searching Netflix is almost more of an activity than watching a movie on Netflix.
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#13588
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
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