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At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
Recipes are like dating profiles. They never look like the picture...
Coffee grinders feel like a bad idea. Should I really be operating a spinning blade machine before I've had my coffee?
I hope manners is the next cool trend.
I wish I could veto MY bills.
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Life lesson: you never have to feel ashamed of anything you buy as long as you buy a birthday card at the same time
As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost.
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