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#13460
Cyberbilly
If violets were orange, poetry would be much more challenging.
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#13461
Cyberbilly
What would Jesus do? Getting angry and flipping over tables is a viable option (Matthew 21:12)
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#13462
Cyberbilly
Imagine being naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. That is the life of a dog.
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#13463
Cyberbilly
"Karate" is an old Japanese word that means, "My kid can't hit a baseball."
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#13464
Cyberbilly
Yes, English pronunciation can be weird, though through tough thorough thought it can be understood.
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#13465
Cyberbilly
If you try to pronounce "lmao" you sound like a French cat.
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#13466
Facebook should change its name to Acquaintance Birthday Reminder
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