I'm pretty sober, but I'm prettier drunk.
I guess “Trying to be” isn’t really the answer the doctor was looking for when he asked if I was sexually active.
How the hell can Dora call herself an explorer if she only goes to places already on the map?
Why is it called cliffhanger and not
Robert Zunick
Weekends are like an orgasm. It takes a long time to reach it, and when you finally do, it is over in no time.
I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York.
Cyberbilly
My parking skills are unparalleled.