Novell
When I’m at a restaurant I like to ask the waiter, “What’s your most frequently photographed entree?
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Novell
The only thing that appears correct on my paycheck is the amount I got paid is “gross.”
Did you know that running for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 63%?
Million dollar idea: A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!"
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
I'm taking up photography because it's the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut off their heads without going to jail.