If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again.
There's no "i" in "team" but there's an "i" in "Tim", and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team" so there you go.
Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently security doesn't appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.
Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a "gym."
Billy.B
In the life, there is no Ctrl+Z
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble
My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she's died so I could get out of having to go somewhere.