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Just watched the new Star war trailer. My father has it, I have it, my sister has it and you have it too. To me it sounds more like a herpes commercial.
I scream, You scream, We all scream, Because grandpa forgot his hearing aids again.
I hate when I lose things at school like my pen and self-motivation.
Happy random drug test at work Day!
Thanks to the words "dude", "bro", and "man", I haven't said my best friends name in 10 years.
I burned my mouth on my pizza and I feel this is a strong metaphor showing me that the ones we love can hurt us the most.
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I went to the gym this morning. It was my 2nd time GO ME! The first time I signed up. The second time I renewed.
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