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#12242
Does the 5 second rule apply to soup? Please answer quickly!
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#12243
So far the "couch" part of couch-to-5k is easily my favorite.
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#12244
Andrew Cooper
I don't get why people say "They were busting their ass"? Wasn't it already cracked to begin with?
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#12245
They say what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Well, nothing has killed me yet, and I can still barely open a jar of olives.
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#12246
Banning us to the couch is not as bad as you believe it is ladies. It makes us feel manly. Like we’re camping. With an angry bear close by.
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#12247
Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
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#12248
Novell
You trust me holding your child? Do you know how many iPhone screens I’ve cracked?
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