Don't play dumb with me. That's a game you can't win.
CPR is the human version of blowing in to a video game cartridge hoping it'll work again.
I don´t like people who can´t make fun of themselves. It means more work for me.
Is it the S or the C that's silent in scent?
I'm feeling about as useful as a stoplight in Grand Theft Auto.
Novell
The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral.
What idiot decided to call them marijuana dispensaries and not grass stations?