I treat people exactly how I want to be treated. I leave them alone.
If I was Miley Cyrus' grandma, I'd demand everyone refer to me as "Granna Montana".
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you’ll get what you want.
Cyberbilly
Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.
Cyberbilly
This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken."
I wonder if I'd love my step ladder more if it were my real ladder.
Novell
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way.