Why would saying "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" loudly make you sound precocious?
Political debates are great if you want to watch idiots talk to us like idiots to prove that the idiot next to them is a bigger idiot.
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For Valentine's Day pizza is getting me an extra ten pounds. Can't wait
Novell
How many calories are in 4 boxes of Girl Scout cookies? Asking for a friend.
Novell
I used to wonder what it was like to read people’s minds. Then I got a Facebook account and I got over it
Dad: Son, we have to talk. Me: What is it? Dad: You were adopted. Me: Oh my god… Really?! Dad: Yup. Get ready. They’re picking you up in about an hour.
The best nicknames are the ones you don’t even know you have.