Novell
On the internet, you have a better chance of surviving The Oregon Trail than a trip to WebMD!
I was in the gifted program in school too! Though my school called it "Secret Santa".
I can't drink champagne anymore after having a really bad experience. We had it at my wedding.
I’m a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity.
Novell
If I had a crystal ball to see 5 years in the future, I would have 2020 vision
The reason swans mate for life is because they don't talk.
Multitasking? I’m not even good at unitasking.