Sometimes I drink too many beers and my face high-fives the ground.
What is the purpose of the "poke" function? I click it, which sends the 'poke' back to the sender and then they just end up sending the 'poke' back to me. Is this like virtual sex...because I'll start poking people like it's going out of style and claim supremacy over all of my FB family. I'll virtual sex all over this damn place.
I gotta b the only person on earth that finds The Green Mile hilarious
Why argue with somebody you like? When you can argue with somebody you love
how does one whole side of a town smell like garlic??
I don't like it when people call me a dumb blonde. It get's on my pet peeves.
I love facebook. It's the only place I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot.