Novell
What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
Novell
We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they’ll dig the wrong way.
Novell
I don’t like the idea of bacteria in my yogurt so I mix it with hand sanitizer. It cuts down on the taste, but I sleep better at night
Novell
Cars need “sorry” lights people can activate when they do something stupid.
Novell
My wife needs to have a kidney transplant and I'm afraid she'll reject it. After all, she's been rejecting my organ for the last ten years.
Robert Ryder
I felt a little embarrassed last night when the woman I was dancing behind bent over so I could grind, but then I realized she had just dropped her credit card, and that nobody else in the check out line at Wal-Mart could hear my iPod but me...
Robert Zunick
Question: What is the fear of chainsaws called? Answer: Common sense