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I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family… At least I think it does… Where are they?
It doesn't have a dong in it, that's just the sound that it makes
Waiting is not a waste of time...it is worth it if you truly love the person you're waiting for.......:)
Am I invisible to you now ? Good, I always wanted a super power.....lol.....GD DAY FB.....
When I want your opinion ... I'll take off the duct tape.
Women's ass size study: There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting. 30% of women think their ass is too fat, 10% of women think their ass is too skinny, the remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man, and wouldn't trade him for the world... ..............................
Every pretty girl has an ugly friend. If you don't have one then you must be the ugly friend.
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