This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.
Novell
A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
It’s not really drinking alone if the dog is home.
I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
Life is a marathon. That's why I'm carb loading.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I ever buy cheap toilet paper!