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No you were not. You were not "just sayin'"
How do they even grow a boneless chicken?
I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.
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20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area.
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Best of luck explaining why you’re still single at Thanksgiving and Charles Manson isn’t
Tattoo artists should have built-in spell check.
Bacon: low-carb and gluten-free. I think I just found the staple to my next diet.
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