Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Maybe people don't put free cats in boxes on the side of the road, they just put out an empty box and all the stray cats in the area just sit in it.
I just don’t understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
Novell
Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
The way that I see it... in a couple of years, phones are going to become as big as a tablet, and tablets are going to become as small as a phone.
Novell
There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
I wish quitting your job was like quitting smoking. I want to put a patch on my arm that pays me part of my salary after I quit...