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My friend told me all women are the same, I told him that was a broad generalization.
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What do 95% of men do after an orgasm? Delete their browser history.
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I wish I had the confidence of a male flight attendant.
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Watching CSPAN is a lot like watching security camera footage from Mens Warehouse.
More Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died from Ebola.
Do people who run voluntarily know that we're not food anymore?
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