I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said "I can't complain."
You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a normal pigeon.
I've made a business of selling prayer mats on top of landmines. Prophets are going through the roof.
Always make sure to tell your wife you are going to the hardware store before walking out the door saying "gonna go get some trim"...
Novell
Every Chrysler commercial should begin with them apologizing for the PT Cruiser
Man boobs are awesome! Why commas are important.