Novell
Without a doubt, the cashew is my favorite nut that sounds like a sneeze.
Novell
Face tattoos are like regular tattoos except face ones let everyone know you’d rather not have a job where you pay taxes.
People are still poaching elephants in this day and age!? I can't even poach an egg!
They should create an app that makes your cellphone go “ahhhhhhhh” when you plug it in.
I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave.
A buttload is an actual measurement for drug smugglers.
I would rather listen to an album recorded by an actual pitbull than Pitbull.