Besides Watermelon, there should be Firemelon, Airmelon and Earthmelon: The four Elemelons.
Novell
Hey girls, here is an idea. Instead of spending that much money on make up just buy your guy a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Novell
The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa
Novell
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes
Nicholas Eck
Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
Novell
Taking back your ex is like buying your crap back from your own garage sale
Novell
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.