Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 20.
There is no better indication of how drunk you are than how loudly you declare that you're not.
I wonder if this whole Ebola thing is going to go viral.
Novell
Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
Novell
I don’t understand why Walmart has a problem with me bringing my dog in the store. He’s better behaved, smells better, and less likely to take a crap on the floor than 95% of the people here.
When they say all expenses paid, does that include bail?
Nicholas Eck
My buddy asked me the other night if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain to him that I'm married now and that's where I sleep.