Novell
It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering
I want to delete a bunch statuses, so if you guys could just message me your passwords that'd be great.
I've been running as fast as I can, but I still can't catch my breath.
When a cashier asks if you have a loyalty card just sigh and say, "My wife took everything when she left"
This is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
At hotels, you can either take a helicopter tour of the city or drink the bottle of water on the table. They cost the same.
Novell
When people ask me what I did over the weekend, I always squint and respond “Why, what did you hear?