Every selfie posted should come stamped with a number like limited edition prints. "Attempt 14 of 25".
We will continue having meetings everyday until I find out why no work is getting done around here.
My wife is boycotting the NFL. Her boycott began in 1989.
Nothing is truly lost until your mom can't find it.
Amigo
That message felt like a great idea until I hit send.
Amigo
The art of taking a self pic fast enough that no one sees you. The Stealthfie.
Amigo
I’m still waiting for the episode of Storage Wars where there’s a homeless guy living in the unit.