My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner much the same way I react when my wife says "We need to talk".
Cyberbilly
All I'm saying is you don't see many neck tattoos on Jeopardy.
Cyberbilly
Spoiler alert: Your '97 Nissan Sentra doesn't need one.
Cyberbilly
Lawns: You cut them, then water them so they grow just so you can cut them again. This does not make sense.
Cyberbilly
OK. Who called it Scientology and not Cruise control?
Some people need more than a beauty sleep. They need a beauty hibernation.
Getting over body issues is a like getting over a fear of heights. The trick is not to look down.