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#9856
With the new iPhone bending in people's pockets it has left hipsters debating between the new iphone and skinny jeans.
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#9857
Amigo
If you’re wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don’t google ‘old man bond age’
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#9858
Amigo
Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests.
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#9859
Amigo
I’ve accepted that I’ll never get back to my original weight. After all, when you think about it, 6 lbs. 3 oz. is pretty unrealistic
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#9860
When life gets you down, just remember: It’s never too early or too late for a nap.
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#9861
Amigo
Center of a doughnut is 100% fat free.
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#9862
Amigo
Why do baby clothes have pockets?
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