Robert Zunick
I’m planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn't my first choice but my doctor told me I can’t have any biologically.
Amigo
The original creator of the phrase “common sense” surely didn’t know many people.
Amigo
How inconsiderate of that cop to pull me over. It should have been pretty obvious that I was in a hurry.
My man-animal chimeras have been declared "unethical". Something to do with "human guinea pigs"
Casual, but fun. An extra "t" there can ruin your night.
My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freaking early. Every...Single...Morning...
Betsy Lewis
I'm so sick of calling a telephone number only to be directed to a website. I am well aware of the internet.