Amigo
I get carried away sometimes… Usually because I refuse to leave
Amigo
Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don’t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!
Amigo
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
Amigo
This polo shirt has two buttoning options: Uptight golf prick or disco chest hair.
Amigo
Jurassic Park was a cautionary tale about the dangers of underpaying IT workers
A book fell on my head, I can only blame my shelf.
Amigo
I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it really is.