Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I don’t get it. Moving on.
Understand that while you're partying, people like me are trying to get ahead in life taking YOUR spot.
Ever been hit on by a gay guy with downs syndrome? I have. Just now.
I've never seen a tombstone that read: "Died from not forwarding that text to ten people."
I got an STD from a hipster. My doctor said he's never heard of it.
I survived the zombie apocalypse and all I got was this insatiable hunger.
Why does it sound like I have heard all these Gaga songs before. OH yeah.. I grew up with Madonna.