Amigo
I don’t mind going to work. It’s that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me.
You know your day is complete when someone in a vehicle with a "COEXIST" bumper sticker flips you off.
Amigo
When Mike Tyson says “Bithneth”…… You know he really means business
Amigo
My wife won’t get the remote that’s in the other room, but if my wallet was at the bottom of an ocean she’d be shopping already.
Amigo
Men are like dogs. We’re excited to see you and have no clue what you’re mad about.
Amigo
I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me… from me.
Amigo
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That’s like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.