I add "Drink Beer" to my weekend to-do list so I know I'll at least get one thing done.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Amigo
Happy Mothers Day. Thanks for the womb and board.
If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call.
So Apple is gonna buy Beats by Dr. Dre... I guess "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" doesn't apply to technology?
Aaron Powell
I'm always making misstakes.
Aaron Powell
It would be tragic irony if Michael Bay dies in an explosion.