I love that feeling when someone cancels plans that I didn't want to have in the first place.
Listen Apple, unless this so-called "genius" is making me a drink, don't tell me to wait at the bar.
Harley Steele
You haven`t truly tested your patience yet until you get stuck behind an undecided person at a Redbox kiosk.
At times, I'm extremely grateful that our thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads like in comics.
Clearly the people that design refrigerators don't know me if they think one tiny cheese drawer and two giant vegetable drawers is the way to go.
No dog should ever be homeless and no home should ever be dogless.
My wife must be a history buff because she just loves bringing up old crap.