Sorry, I didn't recognize you without your Instagram filter.
Me: Where can I find the milk? Her: Sir, this is a library. Me: *whispers* Sorry, where can I find the milk?
Cyberbilly
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince.
Cyberbilly
Hello? HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet but you sent me a printer.
My foot’s not just asleep it's outright coma toes
You'd think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now.
Manish Gosain
If your problem can’t be solved by me saying “damn” and nodding a lot, then you shouldn’t come to me for help.