God has the opportunity tomorrow to play the greatest practical joke of all time if she takes everyone but leaves Kirk Cameron. #rapture
And with the first overall pic of the Rapture Draft, God selects...Macho Man Randy Savage. Ooohhhh yeeaaahhhhhh
Oh noooo its starting to wear off.. ! I have numb face level of drunkness but now starting to get snoozy
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I love wearing a bow tie. I need to get dress suspenders.
♥ I love you so drunk that nothing and no one can separate while you do not let. ♥
"Party like a rockstar" isn't acceptable anymore. U party like Charlie Sheen, or u dont party at all.