I'm really tired after participating in the 5 centimeter charity run for ADHD.
If history repeats itself then I am SO getting a dinosaur.
Calories? I think you mean delicious points!
What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?
They keep asking me when my birthday is at the pharmacy. I think they're going to get me something!
Cris
Yesterday I had to screw in a light bulb. Later, I crossed a road and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
Cris
I snorted a few lines of Centrum Silver and now I've got the urge to drive 25mph in the left lane with my right turn signal on all night.