Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter.
Facebook is like a nude beach. Everybody lets everything hang out, and you really don't want to see a lot of it...
Amigo
Dang Auto correct! This is why I have crust issues!
Amigo
Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting.... You're welcome.
Amigo
I've heard a few women mention that they love to get gifts from men that take their breath away...I'm thinking treadmill
Amigo
If only the world would look as hard for a clean alternative to oil and coal as it is for that damn plane we might be alive when they find it.
Friday: My second favorite F word.