Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.
Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation.
I think my credit card looks weird. Could you send me a picture of yours so I can compare?
I hate when the Doctor asks awkward questions. "Are you sexually active?" Depends on what you mean by "active". There are plenty of "active" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years.
Robert Zunick
Earth first...We will mine the other planets later.
Robert Zunick
If something goes without saying, LET IT!
Robert Zunick
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.