Better days are coming. They're called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
So much of my day is just keeping myself distracted until it's time to eat again.
I just hit a pothole so hard Siri developed a stutter.
The roof is not my child, but I will raise it...
Up to date Girl Scout cookie sales by states: California: 136,000 Boxes Florida: 128, 000 Boxes Virginia: 126,000 Boxes Colorado: 8 Million Boxes
I bet Shaq never signs things “Love, Shaq” since the B52s pretty much ruined that for him...
I'm not gay, but I know lots about not having sex with women.