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Robert Zunick
At the end of the evening she made her offer. He wanted to respect her honor. All night long it was honor and offer!
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Robert Zunick
Sometimes I have to tell myself, "It's not worth the jail time!"
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Robert Zunick
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
The internet at my house stopped working. I called my service provider but the number is no longer working. When I looked out the window, I notice my neighbors were moving. I guess that explains it!
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Robert Zunick
Facebook should launch it's own law enforcement. Grammar Police: To Correct and Serve!
If Frozen doesn’t win an Oscar for best original song I don’t think I'll be able to... *puts on sunglasses* Let It Go.
Illinois law covers murder in chapter 720. Seems like that should of came up a little earlier than chapter 720 when writing laws "ok, that makes 719, what's next...oh yeah, murder, that should be illegal"....
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