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#sometimesyouhaveto knock a bitch outtt! It's the only solution to lifes problems.
"Doctor doctor I think I need glasses." "This is the post office."
send that bitch a smiley face...Bitches love smiley faces.
Dear j.k. Rowling, You books are unrealistic. I mean seriously, a ginger with 2 friends?!! :)
I wonder do crowded elevators smell different to midgets!
When I die, I want to be thrown out of a plane over the ocean wearing a superman costume.
U.S forces search for bin Laden's number two.I fail to see what a stool sample will achieve here
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