Possums have my favorite defense mechanism: “Meh, I’ll just lie here. Maybe they’ll go away.”
I don't think it's a coincidence that morning and mourning sound the same.
Look Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn't change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.
Robert Zunick
A fear of mine is a proctologist with poor depth perception!
I used to dream about becoming an astronaut. Now I just dream that there's still time before the alarm goes off.
I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.
Robert Zunick
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?