I just discovered my cootie shot was actually a placebo. Feeling like Typhoid Mary now...
You're the type of person who didn't rewind the Blockbuster VHS...
Robert Zunick
There is one perk from my job that I hate. I get paid weakly!
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.
Robert Zunick
Simply amazing how one word spoils the whole sentence: I’m getting laid.....off.
Robert Zunick
No Shirt No Shoes No Service. What about pants?