I believe in equality. If we have five days of work, then we should have five day weekends as well.
Amigo
Facebook game requests are like the Jehovah's witnesses of the internet.
I am currently watching the Holy Grail of horror movies. There are 10 minutes left and the black guy is still alive.
I think it would be fun to work in a restaurant on Valentine's Day. I'd hide fake diamond rings in all the girls' glasses and then just watch all the men's expressions.
I'm so tired, but at least I got the dog on the bus and let the kids out to pee.
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I’ve been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I’m actually talking to someone.