How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11
I feel bad for lions at zoo. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn't even eat them?
I don't live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to four days before paycheck...
I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a crap in days...
My penis was in the Guinness book of World Records. Then the librarian told me I had to take it out before she called security.
Why are they called territorial disputes and not ground beef?
Forget Klondike, you should see what I'd do for an open bar.