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The world cant end on Saturday....my milk expires on Sunday. O.O
Clap your hands if you're workin too hard
The dough boy is turning me on lol
Is it gluttonous for nuns to get the refillable large popcorn and drink at the cinema?
My boyfriend's parents heard me say creepy shit about our relationship this morning on their way to the airport. #singlesoonimsure
Boy I try to catch myself but I'm #outofcontrol your sexiness is is so appealing, I can't let it go!! #knowles
When you know how to spell, you don't look like an idiot. See? I'll show you. D-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y Try it!!!!!!
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