Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
Men are like dogs. We're excited to see you, and we have no idea what you're mad about.
Two years ago I became a proud parent. My kid is 6, but they were kind of a pain those first four years.
Amigo
Everyone keeps telling me to never succumb to peer pressure. So I'm going to take their advice and not listen to them.
Amigo
Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down....
Amigo
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it.... then how bad of a decision can it really be?
Amigo
I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really horrible about myself for letting you know...