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no, actually having a cat is not “just like” having a kid. accidentally swearing at your cat won’t make it grow up to be a stripper.
My baby is for sale, mama needs a bigger vehicle ;-,,) check out my pics on my profile.
If a vampire is jewish do they still run from the cross or do u need a star of david???????
if i had a sex change and got with a guy, would that make me gay?
My husband is serenading my bestie with a child sized princess guitar. Wow!
thinks it would be fun to to go to Walmart, get a football helmet, snorkel and a foam noodle, hop on a toddler bike, and joust! who's with me?????
Every vagina needs a 'clear history' app
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