I'm trying to master the art of eating a powdered doughnut, without looking like I just got back from Charlie Sheen's house.
You've got to love yourself. But not in public places.
Hey smartphone owners! That blurred bit just off the edge of the screen is called life.
Just when I think I'm over my insomnia the car behind me honks.
I wonder if Bill Nye and his dance partner will have good chemistry.
Nillers
Warning: drinking before pregnancy can cause pregnancy.
Apparently my socks never remember the buddy system whenever I wash them.