If you join Audible.com they give you a free audio book. I got Where's Waldo.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and look how that turned out...
Adulthood is childhood's bad hangover.
I wish there was a rollover plan for all the childhood naps I refused.
I love secretly placing a deck of cards on top of someones ceiling fan.
My blood hound was just attacked by a crip hound.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?